Sloppy Rabbit #251

State of Drunkenness: Sloppy

Virtues: Friendly, Carefree, Affectionate.

Vices: Reckless, Unhealthy, Overindulgent

Daily Token: To avoid a life of misery and hardship, steer clear of Rabbit #251's vices at all costs.

From a farm near Tenochtitlan emerges Rabbit #251, known as sloppy rabbit. Her typical day begins with a mezcal breakfast and ends with a mezcal dinner, complete with a mezcal dessert. It's no secret that she likes to indulge in pulque as well, and given her blackout tendency, you can easily find her wallowing in the streets after hours. Throughout the night, she is turned away from most bars she tries to enter due to her clumsy demeanor and slurred speech, which gives her away. Yet, despite her sloppiness, there's a lingering charm to her carefree spirit that draws both sympathy and amusement from those around her. Early in her day, she easily makes friends and knows how to appeal to one's ego. She loves sharing lively tales of past adventures in Mesoamerica with anyone willing to listen and her willingness to buy you a drink makes her even more likable. The problem is she gulps her mezcal too fast, unable to slow down her intake, and by nightfall, loses her inhibitions. Her once lively stories become weird and nonsensical, leaving those around her annoyed and irritated. She becomes overly familiar with strangers, mistaking polite smiles for welcomed friendship, and her habit of knocking over stools and spilling drinks becomes increasingly predictable. She gets along with Rabbit #10 but feels hurt when Rabbit #77 avoids her.